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the-tardis-gets-wifi:

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

I’ve seen this post multiple times on my dash but none have ever answered if he did get his phone.

(Source: ridge, via unlucky-anonymous)

another-awesome-flute-loop:

My talents include:

1) Thinking about band constantly

2) Listening to music constantly

3) Playing music constantly

4) Talking about band constantly

5) Stressing about band constantly

6) Praising band constantly

(via beautiful-and-sick)

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via aoidimitri)

the members of an orchestra

  • violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
  • flutes: we're so lonely
  • piccolo: lol fk your ears
  • french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • trumpets: wats 'p'
  • trombones: wats quiet
  • cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
  • bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • clarinet: *squeaks*
  • timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • bass clarinet: lol where am i
  • tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • cornets: trumpet wannabe
  • cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • xylophones: am i meant to be here?
  • triangles:
  • bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

cuntsman-sniper:

teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

image

Omfg

i don’t speak musician somebody translate this please

(via marchingtheinspiration)

ultrafacts:

fiona-so:

a-bitter-form-of-refuge:

angry-moth-noises:

freckledtrekkie:

teamfreekickass:

paging-doctorfaggot:

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

OH MY GOD

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.



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ultrafacts:

fiona-so:

a-bitter-form-of-refuge:

angry-moth-noises:

freckledtrekkie:

teamfreekickass:

paging-doctorfaggot:

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

OH MY GOD

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.

(Source) for the Ultrafacts post.

(via unlucky-anonymous)

thecube42:

kandymation:

thecube42:

crocella:

thecube42:

Hiccup: The Pride of Berk
Astrid: The Bride of Berk

Dragons: The Ride of Berk

Stoick: The Fried of Berk

…too far

I go where no one goes

(via unlucky-anonymous)

black-riverkiller:

lospaziobianco:

The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers

Best idea ever

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